MR. CARIBBEAN

Girl, you make me feel like i’m rollin’.
Feb 23

Girl, you make me feel like i’m rollin’.

TO-DO LIST:
actually record some music
tell everyone & get a couple million downloads
take some of my crazy loot & hire GIADA DE LAURENTIS as my in-house personal chef.
teach GIADA DE LAURENTIS to make my rice & beans like i like it…forever.
Feb 23

TO-DO LIST:

photo by Anders Krisar. this is a room where you can go with you partner all dressed up real classy but rip all each others clothes off and act like total savages.
Dec 27

photo by Anders Krisar. this is a room where you can go with you partner all dressed up real classy but rip all each others clothes off and act like total savages.

baby, you may be a butterface but i am still attracted to you.
Dec 16

baby, you may be a butterface but i am still attracted to you.

all adam & eve did was eat some fruit and get familiar with their own & each others bodies! why’d they have to get an eviction notice from the dopest place EVER? (image by Aids-3D, bad landlord practices by GOD)
Dec 16

all adam & eve did was eat some fruit and get familiar with their own & each others bodies! why’d they have to get an eviction notice from the dopest place EVER? (image by Aids-3D, bad landlord practices by GOD)

Photo by Ryan Mcginley. Ryan, if you’re reading this: let’s travel the whole world together. or at least let’s go to Puerto Rico with a bag of mushrooms.
Nov 20

Photo by Ryan Mcginley. Ryan, if you’re reading this: let’s travel the whole world together. or at least let’s go to Puerto Rico with a bag of mushrooms.

Christian Louboutin ‘Rollerboy’ loafers. 
Nov 10

Christian Louboutin ‘Rollerboy’ loafers. 

via ‘tinyvices’.
Nov 3

via ‘tinyvices’.

alright world i’m giving you a never-before-seen pic of my bedroom. fun fact: i had the pool’s water replaced with belvedere vodka.
Oct 30

alright world i’m giving you a never-before-seen pic of my bedroom. fun fact: i had the pool’s water replaced with belvedere vodka.

if kanye can have george condo for his cover art then I want aurel schmidt for mine. holler at me aurel! in exchange i’ll let you listen to the album before it drops while we smoke cigarettes in a bubblebath
Oct 26

if kanye can have george condo for his cover art then I want aurel schmidt for mine. holler at me aurel! in exchange i’ll let you listen to the album before it drops while we smoke cigarettes in a bubblebath